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Keep Calm and Call My Mom Handmade Artisan Dog Tag

$37.00
Based on the 1930’s motivational poster gone viral meme, our “Keep Calm and Call My Mom” Handmade Artisan Dog Tags are perfect for mommy’s boys and girls. In addition to the meme-based design, this handmade dog tag has room for...

Funny, quirky pets deserve equally funny ID tags. With a wide variety of options, you’re sure to find the right hilarious dog tag to match your pooch’s unique personality.

Something for Every Jokester

Whatever kind of fun message you want your dog to send, we’ve got it!

For the potty-mouthed pup, personalize an “Oh Shit I’m Lost!” Dog Tag

For your wandering pooch, consider our signature “Not All Who Wander Are Lost...Except Me” tag.

For your thumb-less four-legged friend, try an “I Don't Have Thumbs, Call My Human” tag

For just about any other funny phrase, check out our DogSpeak tags for a good laugh.

High Quality Is No Joke

Funny dog tags don’t have to be funny looking. All of our options are made with beautiful metal and laser engraved for a clean look. Options include stainless steel, brass, nickel and gold plated tags. We use a high powered laser to deeply engrave the tag. No more worrying about your contact information wearing off from daily use. These hilarious pet tags are guaranteed to keep people laughing for years to come.