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Enamel Designer Dog ID Tags by Andrew

$15.00
Looking for a custom dog tag for your four-legged friend Our Enamel Designer Dog ID Tags by Andrew are a fun, colorful answer to your prayers. These stainless steel dog tags are designed by Andrew himself, one of our designer partners.  With 11...

Have Your People Call My People ID Tag

$15.00
Some dogs are just meant to be on the big screen. They dream of being in the spotlight and having as many treats as their little hearts desire. If your dog is a diva, then they will absolutely love the Have Your People Call My People ID Tag. Only the...

Signature Call My Human Dog ID Tag

$15.00
If our dogs had thumbs, they would likely be texting and calling us all day long asking for treats and belly rubs! Unfortunately, they don’t have thumbs. So if they wander a little too far from home, they can’t call their human for help!...

Signature Oh Shit I'm Lost Dog ID Tag

$15.00
When we get lost we usually say some pretty choice words. When your dog gets lost, they are probably thinking the same thing. Since your pooch can’t speak, put their thoughts into words with the Signature Oh Shit I’m Lost Dog Tag. Not a fan...

DogSpeak Pet ID Tags

$15.00
DogSpeak Pet ID Tags What would your dog say if they could speak With our new line of DogSpeak Pet ID Tags, you can choose one of our multiple fun and witty sayings that do the talking for your pet to match their one of a kind personality. These tags...

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Dog Tag

$15.00
If your dog loves being the center of attention, the I’m Kind of a Big Deal Dog Tag is the perfect way to highlight their personality. Featuring our signature design on the front and your personalization on the back, everyone your dog meets will...

Skull Design Dog ID Tags

$15.00
Show ‘em What You’ve Got Let everyone know what your pup is made of with dogIDs Skull Design Dog ID Tags. Choose from three different skull designs to highlight how cool, cute, and sassy your pet is. We engrave each of our signature skull...

Call My People Pet ID Tag

$15.00
A Tag to Freak Out About You and your pup are going to love the fun and silly dogIDs Call My People Pet ID Tag. This high quality ID tag comes in stainless steel or brass. Even better, you can choose between a bone shaped tag or a military tag. Whether...
dogIDs Signature Fancy Suit and Tie Dog ID Tags

dogIDs Signature Fancy Suit and Tie Dog ID Tags

$15.00
Suit Up Get your fancy pants on with our dogIDs Signature Fancy and Fun Dog Tags. These classy metal dog tags are perfect for making your pooch the spiffiest fellow in town. With four dapper designs to pick from, these fancy dog tags will make anyone...

Painted Designer Cat ID Tags by Andrew

$15.00
We are proud to feature these Painted Designer Cat ID Tags by Andrew for all cat lovers out there! Cat Designs Our Artisan Partner, Andrew, designed these 7 cat tag options keeping cats and their favorite things in mind. There are several cat designs,...

Mustache Design Dog Tags

$15.00
We Mustache You a Question Do you love the latest mustache trend Does your dog love it too If you answered yes, then you are sure to love our dogIDs Mustache Design Dog Tags. These fashionable and funny dog tags are perfect for any stylish, facial...

Funny, quirky pets deserve equally funny ID tags. With a wide variety of options, you’re sure to find the right hilarious dog tag to match your pooch’s unique personality.

Something for Every Jokester

Whatever kind of fun message you want your dog to send, we’ve got it!

For the potty-mouthed pup, personalize an “Oh Shit I’m Lost!” Dog Tag

For your wandering pooch, consider our signature “Not All Who Wander Are Lost...Except Me” tag.

For your thumb-less four-legged friend, try an “I Don't Have Thumbs, Call My Human” tag

For just about any other funny phrase, check out our DogSpeak tags for a good laugh.

High Quality Is No Joke

Funny dog tags don’t have to be funny looking. All of our options are made with beautiful metal and laser engraved for a clean look. Options include stainless steel, brass, nickel and gold plated tags. We use a high powered laser to deeply engrave the tag. No more worrying about your contact information wearing off from daily use. These hilarious pet tags are guaranteed to keep people laughing for years to come.