I'm Lost As F*%k Dog ID Tags

When you are completely lost, some choice words may come to mind. If your dog gets lost, they probably think the same thing too. Help them express exactly how they’re feeling with the I’m Lost As F**k Dog ID Tags.

Colorfully Customized

These funny dog tags are made of a colored aluminum. Choose one of eight bright colors so that your dog’s tag is highly noticeable - no matter how lost they are. There are even three lost dog phrases to choose from, so you can decide how explicit you want your dog to be.

Skip the Map

Your dog probably wanders off assuming he knows where he’s going. He’s the type that won’t stop and ask for directions. You can make sure someone will help him out by keeping contact information on the back of the tag. There is room for four lines, fifteen characters each, of your personalized text. Put your phone number, address or even another funny saying. We engrave using the highest quality, metal vaporizing engravers to ensure that it will not rub away.

Phrases

• I’m Lost As Fuuuck
• Woof I’m Lost As F**k
• I’m Lost AF

Sizes

• Small - 1 Inch Diameter
• Large - 1 1/4 Inch Diameter

Colors

• Orange
• Green Only available in 1" Diameter (Small)
• Blue - Only available in 1" Diameter (Small)

Product Highlights

• 3 Color Options
• 3 Funny Phrases to Choose From
• Available in 2 Sizes
• Made from Anodized Aluminum
• 4 Lines, 15 Characters Each, of Personalized Text on Back
• Engraving Guaranteed for Life of Pet
• Made in the USA
• If you are looking to keep specific lines blank, please include this or any other request in your order comments at checkout