Product Description
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When you are completely lost, some choice words may come to mind. If your dog gets lost, they probably think the same thing too. Help them express exactly how they’re feeling with the I’m Lost As F**k Dog ID Tags.

Colorfully Customized

These funny dog tags are made of thick polished stainless steel. The phrase you choose adds "color" to your dog's ID tag, figuratively of course. There are even three lost AF dog phrases to choose from, so you can decide how explicit you want your dog to be, and so that your dog’s tag is highly noticeable - no matter how lost they are.

Skip the Map

Your dog probably wanders off assuming he knows where he’s going. He’s the type that won’t stop and ask for directions. You can make sure someone will help him out by keeping contact information on the back of the tag. There is room for four lines, fifteen characters each, of your personalized text. Put your phone number, address or even another funny saying. You choose the font to use on the back text as well. The design on the front stays the same no matter what font you choose for the back. We engrave using the highest quality, metal vaporizing engravers to ensure that it will never rub away.

Phrases

I’m Lost As Fuuuck
Woof I’m Lost As F**k
I’m Lost AF
Cute AF
Magical AF
Kind AF
Friendly AF
Grumpy AF
Fetchy AF
Smart AF

Sizes

Small - 1 Inch Diameter
Large - 1 1/4 Inch Diameter

Product Highlights

Funny AF Phrases to Choose From
Available in 2 Sizes
Made from Thick Stainless Steel
4 Lines, 15 Characters Each, of Personalized Text on Back - You Choose the Font
Engraving Guaranteed for Life of Pet
Made in the USA
If you are looking to keep specific lines blank, please include this or any other request in your order comments at checkout